We returned home from South Africa almost a week ago.
I learned a most gratifying and valuable wisdom from this trip. I am pleased to say that I uncovered this piece of intelligence entirely by myself while observing wildlife in Kruger National Park.
I am happy to spread this joyful discovery with all my readers:
Quit eating vegetables, or you risk looking like them.
Eat meat, so you can look like these fine specimen.
You are welcome.